Not sure if this should be in this part of the forum but thanks for reading it
When I entered secondary school at eleven years old we suddenly had this new subject on "English Literature" to learn, were given a list of books to read and would start reading one in class, for homework we would be asked to write a "book review" and "character profiles". I struggled with the books, not because of reading ability but I just didnt understand what they were about, were not enjoyable, had no meaning to me amongst other thing, needless to say my reviews and profiles were rubbish. I didnt know what I was supposed to write and got no advice or assistance.
At some point over the next few years we were given a small book of war poems, Wilfred Owen, Siegfried Sassoon, Rupert Brooke and others, the first I read was "Dulce et Decorum Est" and was completely engrossed, superb I though. Again we were asked to write a review, which I did and handed it in to be hammered. When the teacher was handing back our marked homework she called me up to stand in front of the class. the next is not verbatim but roughly what i remember:-
Teacher-"what is this?"
me - "homework, my review"
teacher-"you give me THIS as your homework?"
me -"well.....yes"
teacher- "disgusting..........a waste of time.............you call THIS a review?" the pauses are where she hit me on the head with the book.
Teacher- (rather irate and loud by now) "READ IT......READ IT OUT LOUD.......SO ALL THE CLASS CAN HEAR IT!!!!!!"
ME- (reading my review) "emotive, totally immersive and one HELL of an ending"
This brought about some laughter and I shrugged my shoulders wondering why and what I had done wrong.
teacher-"this is NOT funny..............is that it?.............is that all you can write?"
me- "read the poem..............there is nothing else i can say or write other than ........READ THE POEM..............what could i write that does it justice or that Wilfred Owen did not put in the poem?"
At that the teacher took my homework book back from me, took one or two strides backwards and threw the book at me shaking her head all the time.
Looking back perhaps, had I understood what a review was supposed to be, I could have written more but , to this day, I believe I was honest and, that if you want a book or poem review, I am not the person to ask.
Please dont see this as me having a go at the teacher, she was doing a difficult job in difficult circumstances, it is just another thing that has been in the back of my mind for years that i needed to "put out there"
Ta
Norman