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Age Alphabet. 2 weeks 5 days ago #3717822

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A is for apple, and B is for boat, that used to be right,
but now it won't float!
Age before beauty is what we once said,
but let's be a bit more realistic instead.




Now the Alphabet for my age is :

A's for arthritis; B's the bad back,
C's the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac?
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.
H high blood pressure--I'd rather it low;
I for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L 's for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!
P for prescriptions, I have quite a few,
Just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!
U is for urinary; troubles with flow;
V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.
W for worry, now what's going 'round?
X is for X ray, and what might be found.
Y for another year I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest I still have-- in my mind!


I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed,
and I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!
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Age Alphabet. 2 weeks 5 days ago #3717882

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Maywalk wrote: A is for apple, and B is for boat, that used to be right,
but now it won't float!
Age before beauty is what we once said,
but let's be a bit more realistic instead.




Now the Alphabet for my age is :

A's for arthritis; B's the bad back,
C's the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac?
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.
H high blood pressure--I'd rather it low;
I for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L 's for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!
P for prescriptions, I have quite a few,
Just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!
U is for urinary; troubles with flow;
V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.
W for worry, now what's going 'round?
X is for X ray, and what might be found.
Y for another year I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest I still have-- in my mind!


I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed,
and I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!








This is fantastic,well done Maywalk.
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Age Alphabet. 2 weeks 5 days ago #3717901

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It isn't one that I have written JuJo it was sent to me in hospital when I broke my verterbra in three places at Christmas 2019 to help cheer me up. I
It certainly did that but I dare not burst out laughing in case I broke anything else.
I only wish that whoever did pen it had put his/her name to it.
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Age Alphabet. 2 weeks 5 days ago #3717942

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OMG.... thanks for the giggle.... I just about spewed my coffee....
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Age Alphabet. 2 weeks 5 days ago #3718039

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Very amusing and clever ....:laugh:

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Age Alphabet. 2 weeks 5 days ago #3718116

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Thankyou for sharing, Maisie...
I can relate to quite a few....:lol:

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you worried about yesterday -
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Age Alphabet. 1 week 4 days ago #3721126

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` H `pressure ---- I have low blood pressure - it s a god send - never been over 13 stone 7 - at 6ft 1in
Now after Caronavirus 2020 - lost a lot of weight - now need a new set of clothes.

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