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Line Crew 1 week 1 day ago #3833045

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I was on a crew with a Catholic, a Mormon and one fella that was loosely affiliated with The Plymouth Brethren. Lots of laughs listening to these three yo-yos discuss what was right, wrong and everything in-between. One day the Mormon took exception to me laughing and called me a Devil worshipper. I responded by saying “Two out of three of you (Insert expletive)’s are going to join me in Hell, you can’t all be right!”

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WWWoody wrote: I was on a crew with a Catholic, a Mormon and one fella that was loosely affiliated with The Plymouth Brethren. Lots of laughs listening to these three yo-yos discuss what was right, wrong and everything in-between. One day the Mormon took exception to me laughing and called me a Devil worshipper. I responded by saying “Two out of three of you (Insert expletive)’s are going to join me in Hell, you can’t all be right!”

The End.


I don't care who you are, that's funny. LOL
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It is funny ... and potentially true ... unless you change your ways Woody!

Then you and one of the others can wave to the other two tongue.png
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cahoots wrote: It is funny ... and potentially true ... unless you change your ways Woody!

Then you and one of the others can wave to the other two tongue.png

I’m waiting for the end to be closer, then I’ll ask for forgiveness. It’s a gamble but…….
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WWWoody wrote:

cahoots wrote: It is funny ... and potentially true ... unless you change your ways Woody!

Then you and one of the others can wave to the other two tongue.png

I’m waiting for the end to be closer, then I’ll ask for forgiveness. It’s a gamble but…….

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Never really understood that concept, I have done what I done. May be a few regrets, but I'll always own it.
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senile1 wrote:

WWWoody wrote:

cahoots wrote: It is funny ... and potentially true ... unless you change your ways Woody!

Then you and one of the others can wave to the other two tongue.png

I’m waiting for the end to be closer, then I’ll ask for forgiveness. It’s a gamble but…….

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Never really understood that concept, I have done what I done. May be a few regrets, but I'll always own it.

Sometimes in my past I couldn’t always own it because I couldn’t remember it. Oops. Lol.
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During one particular storm restoration my buddy and I were tying off a broken pole in the air when from below I hear the foreman holler about the the knot I was using to secure it. My reply was “it’ll be fine.” A few minutes went by and he just couldn’t help himself, “Woody I’m not comfortable with that knot!” I reply “Come the (insert expletive) up here and do it yourself then!” When he replied “Ok” it was on. I emptied the entire contents of the bucket as I’m ordering my buddy to take me down. The knives, rope slings and every other item of value. He went up and tied the most gawd awful looking mess ever tied in the history of mankind. The moral to this story is don’t question Woody’s skills when I’m tired and hungry. Lol.
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Good story Woody ;)
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AntiqueLace wrote: Good story Woody ;)

I have tons of them that are sometimes only funny to me. Meh, it helps me with me writing skills if nothing else. Lol.
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WWWoody wrote:

AntiqueLace wrote: Good story Woody ;)

I have tons of them that are sometimes only funny to me. Meh, it helps me with me writing skills if nothing else. Lol.


Yeah, the gift of gab is better left to lawyers and politicians than to those of us who carry a leatherman in our pocket. :laugh:
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