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The Deceased to Become Human Fertilser 1 week 2 days ago #3852227

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Life after death....as in all things.
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The Deceased to Become Human Fertilser 1 week 2 days ago #3852247

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If there were about 50 people buried in a field with no coffins, wouldn't it be a bit whiffy after a while?

I am sure they would have to keep it secure as no doubt some weirdos would think it a good idea to go and get themselves a souvenir?

I would sign up for it though I think it is a good idea, but I would do it on one condition and that is I get a large Venus Fly Trap to be planted above me so if kids come messing, they get the shock of their lives as it grabs them.
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RETIRED WITH GRACE

The Deceased to Become Human Fertilser 1 week 1 day ago #3852263

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Might as well be put to good use...
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The Deceased to Become Human Fertilser 1 week 1 day ago #3852268

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Bruce wrote:


I would sign up for it though I think it is a good idea, but I would do it on one condition and that is I get a large Venus Fly Trap to be planted above me so if kids come messing, they get the shock of their lives as it grabs them.


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The Deceased to Become Human Fertilser 1 week 1 day ago #3852285

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Bruce wrote: Is that why the grass in Cemetry's is always so green and nice?


No, because, unfortunately..most cemeteries in the US require one of those overpriced and unnecessary concrete vaults to bury someone in..they put the casket in the concrete box, container, then put the concrete cover over, then the dirt...
Add to that the embalming fluids...no hope of becoming fertilizer there.. :-(
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The Deceased to Become Human Fertilser 1 week 1 day ago #3852317

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I will be cremated. I hear ashes are good for the ground. I have no problem being placed where needed. I am not sure if this counts, didn't see anyone else bring up cremation.
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The Deceased to Become Human Fertilser 1 week 1 day ago #3852327

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Friday is Soylent Green day

Happy days.

Even better it's 2022...

I'm sure we are all looking forward to it!
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Eschew obfuscation
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The Deceased to Become Human Fertilser 1 week 1 day ago #3852337

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Aunt Mavis is donating her organs, then a Viking funeral.
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4-24-41 to 8-20-22 RIP Mom.

The Deceased to Become Human Fertilser 1 week 1 day ago #3852365

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Bone grinding does sound somewhat blood curdling however being incinerated to dust is little better on the shiverometer .
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The Deceased to Become Human Fertilser 1 week 1 day ago #3852371

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However you go, as they say, ashes to ashes, dust to dust, we all eventually return to the earth, the time frame is all that alters. And except in a case of significant malpractice, one is after all, dead.
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