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GRANDPARENTS' ANSWERING MACHINE 1 month 2 weeks ago #3627675

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Good morning. . . . At present we are not at home but, please Leave your message after you hear the beep.. beeeeeppp ...
If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of "arrival" so we know who it is.
If you need us to stay with the child/ren and pets, press 2
If you want to borrow the car, press 3
If you want us to wash your clothes and ironing, press 4
If you want the grandchild/ren to sleep here tonight, press 5
If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6
If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 7
If you want to come to eat here, press 8
If you need money, dial 9
If you are going to invite us to dinner, or, taking us to the theatre start talking we are listening !!!!!!!!!!!"
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GRANDPARENTS' ANSWERING MACHINE 1 month 2 weeks ago #3627689

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Years ago I made up a verse on my answering machine. I'd come home and the machine would be flashing like mad as cold callers must've been calling again and again or getting their colleagues to call and listen to it. I still remember it.....

If you're selling something, I'm skint and that's no lie,
If you're conducting a survey, my opinions aren't that high,
If you're my work, then I'm in bed with a nasty dose of 'flu,
But if you're single, smart and handsome, then call again, please do!
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GRANDPARENTS' ANSWERING MACHINE 1 month 2 weeks ago #3627694

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I like this one,

Hi there John’s answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I’ll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets, if he reads it is another matter so please don't give me the cold shoulder if he doesn't respond.
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GRANDPARENTS' ANSWERING MACHINE 1 month 2 weeks ago #3628050

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These are brilliant and I remember that there was a phase of singing answer machine jingles ... must look on youube .. they are sure to be there. :lol:

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