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FUNNY VIDEOS, TRY NOT TO LAUGH 5 months 1 week ago #3575834

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The Mom Song Sung to William Tell Overture with Lyrics :laugh: :laugh:

"The Mom" song, sung to the William Tell Overture, by Anita Renfroe.
What a mom says in 24 hours, condensed into 2 minutes and 55 seconds! Hilarious and talented!
Lyrics for "The Mom Song" is given below. (Thank you

"The Mom Song"


Get up now
Get up now
Get up out of bed
Wash your face
Brush your teeth
Comb your sleepyhead
Here's your clothes and your shoes
Hear the words I said
Get up now! Get up and make your bed
Are you hot? Are you cold?
Are you wearing that?
Where's your books and your lunch and your homework at?
Grab your coat and gloves and your scarf and hat
Don't forget! You gotta feed the cat
Eat your breakfast, the experts tell us it's the most important meal of all
Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall
Please remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at 3 today
Don't forget your piano lesson is this afternoon so you must play
Don't shovel
Chew slowly
But hurry
The bus is here
Be careful
Come back here
Did you wash behind your ears?
Play outside, don't play rough, will you just play fair?
Be polite, make a friend, don't forget to share
Work it out, wait your turn, never take a dare
Get along! Don't make me come down there
Clean your room, fold your clothes, put your stuff away
Make your bed, do it now, do we have all day?
Were you born in a barn? Would you like some hay?
Can you even hear a word I say?
Answer the phone! Get off the phone!
Don't sit so close, turn it down, no texting at the table
No more computer time tonight!
Your iPod's my iPod if you don't listen up
Where are you going and with whom and what time do you think you're coming home?
Saying thank you, please, excuse me makes you welcome everywhere you roam
You'll appreciate my wisdom someday when you're older and you're grown
Can't wait till you have a couple little children of your own
You'll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly
But right now I thank you not to roll your eyes at me
Close your mouth when you chew, would appreciate
Take a bite maybe two of the stuff you hate
Use your fork, do not burp or I'll set you straight
Eat the food I put upon your plate
Get an A, get the door, don't get smart with me
Get a grip, get in here, I'll count to three
Get a job, get a life, get a PHD
Get a dose of,
"I don't care who started it!
You're grounded until you're 36"
Get your story straight and tell the truth for once, for heaven's sake
And if all your friends jumped off a cliff would you jump, too?
If I've said it once, I've said at least a thousand times before
That you're too old to act this way
It must be your father's DNA
Look at me when I am talking
Stand up straighter when you walk
A place for everything and everything must be in place
Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry about
Oh!
Brush your teeth, wash your face, put your PJs on
Get in bed, get a hug, say a prayer with mom
Don't forget, I love you
And tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom's work never ends
You don't need the reason why
Because, because, because, because
I said so, I said so, I said so, I said so
I'm the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom!!
Ta da!!!


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FUNNY VIDEOS, TRY NOT TO LAUGH 5 months 1 week ago #3575841

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The Child Song (Answer to the Mom Song) :laugh:

This is what a child would say to her mother in a 24-hour period. It has been made as a response to Anita Renfroe's Mom Song, to the sound of William Tell Overture. With lyrics.
Let me stay, let me stay in bed a little more
Wait a sec, wait a sec, hey don't slam the door!
Here're my shoes and my clothes, yes, I heard your words,
leave my room, I shall get dressed alone!
I'm not hot, I'm not cold, yes, I'm wearing that.
Here are my books and my lunch, but, what homework, mum?
I'll get mi coat and gloves, not that silly hat
I won't forget I gotta feed the cat.
I know breakfast is very important, you repeat that every single day
I take so many vitamins I'll end up playing in the NBA
I bet having some nice free time will be what I will finally forget
I remember my piano lessons, but again, when d'you want me to play?
Too fast or too slowly, come on mum, you're stressing me
don't make me go back in, otherwise the bus I'll miss.
(I) play outside, (I) don't play rough, (I) never play unfair,
I make thousands of friends and I always share.
Mum, you scare me so much I would never dare,
In a mo' I'll be right up there.
I will soon tidy up the pile on my bed, I'm just saying bye bye to my facebook friends.
Give me one, give me two, give me three more secs,
It'll be done before you might expect.
No way! I won't get off the phone! I'm in the middle of a very important conversation.
What wrong am I doing in the chat? Hey, don't take my ipod, I am listening up.
Well I'm going out with some friends, I don't know where, but that won't take long.
I say thank you, please, excuse, I am welcome everywhere I go.
I'll appreciate your wisdom someday when I'm older and I'm grown,
I can't wait till I'm independent living somewhere on my own.
I'll thank you for the counsel you gave me so willingly,
but right now I'll thank you not to throw your spells at me!
If I keep my mouth closed I may lose my breath,
didn't notice the cold I've just caught today?
For the next half an hour give me just a break,
why this rush! Are we missing a train?
Come on mum, take it easy and let me live,
get a rest, get a nap, don't count to three.
Meanwhile I'll get a shower and watch TV.
But, hey! My brother started it! Why grounded! What's the wrong thing I did?
I get my story straight, I haven't lied not even once today.
And, if all my friends go out tonight, I will go too!
If I've said it once I've said it at least one thousand times before!
I'm acting according to my age, I'm not fifty, haven't you noticed yet?
I look at you when you are talking, can't I walk the way I want?
(There's) a place for every shout, and every shout must me in place!
Stop making up more reasons just to tell me off out loud!
Well I'm going to bed, have a good night mum,
thanks for all the advice, also for the cash. Don't forget I love you.
But- tomorrow please don't do this all again, let's all relax, it's Saturday!
And I do need a reason why, because, because, because, because,
I say so, I say so, I say so, I say so!
I'm the child, the child, the child, the child. The child! Ta-daaaa!


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"You have a lovely voice dear but it sounds like you're afraid someone might hear you. Kind of appropriate I'd say. You made me smile


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FUNNY VIDEOS, TRY NOT TO LAUGH 5 months 1 week ago #3575845

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"Mommy rhapsody" by Church on the Move :laugh: :laugh: :S

"The opening to the 2010 mother's day service at COTM.

Lyrics:

Is this the real life
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a mom
I need no sympathy
Because I do it all
On the go
Poopy pants, runny nose
Kitchen, kids and laundry
Everything is dirty
No sleep, no sleep.
Momma, I puked in the van (great!)
Momma, there's gum stuck in my hair
I just pushed Lucy down the stairs (she's bleeding)
Momma, where did I come from?
Better ask your daddy that when he gets home
Momma, oooooooh
I don't wanna die
Well, you should have thought of that before you broke my lamp!
I smell a little bit of poopy in the van
Sarah move, Sarah move
Get your butt in the Durango
Daddy's coming home late, better fix a hot plate NOW!
Fettuccini
Ravioli
Fettucini
Ravioli
Fettucini Alfredo
Magnifico!
I'm just a poor boy can I have some money please?
What do I look like? Money doesn't grow on trees!
Maybe if you ever picked up your things!
Party at Stevie's house will you let me go?
Joshua, we will not let you go!
Let me go!
Joshua, we will not let you go!
Let me go!
Joshua, we will not let you go!
Let me go!
Will not let you go!
Will not let you go!
Let me go!
No, no, no, no, no!
Oh mamma mia, mamma mia, let me go!
If you ask me one more time I'll scream!
I'll scream!
I'll scream!
So you think I don't care if you stay up and cry?
So you think I don't need any sleep tonight?
Oh, baby
Please just go to sleep baby!
Just gotta get out Just gotta right out of here
In the end it's worth it
Wouldn't change a thing
In the end it's worth it
In the end it's worth it to me
Gotta wash the kids' clothes


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I will never listen to Bohemian Rhapsody the same way again.....lol


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this little girl is such a talker, lmao!

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